best kind.

Just random stuff, you know.
December 16
Tales of the Plush Cthulhu “Wait, you plush fools!” cried Professor Blue Smush DinoBaby. “‘In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.’ Do not disturb Him, or you will doom us all!”
November 13
Pac-Txt: Pac-Man meets Zork Forward. Eat. Forward. Eat. Forward. Eat. You’d think it wouldn’t take any time for “You’ve eaten another glowing dot!” to get old, but you should try it for yourself — you might be surprised. (Or you might not, of course.)
October 19
And everyone could use a bit of Ed Grimley from time to time.
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from warmowski.wordpress.com — this is what you get when Van Halen plays “Jump” but with the recorded synthesizer playing at 48kHz instead of 44.1kHz.
September 7
Just watch it. It’s cooo-wel!
August 17
I don’t want to see as though I’m easily disturbed, but the fact that humans engage in competitive cup-stacking kind of freaks me out.
August 13

Disturbing, yet funny. Or maybe the other way around.

(Not work-safe, by the way. Not really safe anywhere come to think of it: it’s disturbing.)

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Everything should taste like bacon.

“We’re on a quest to make everything taste like bacon.”

“We’re Justin and Dave, and this is our improbable bacon-flavored story.”

“Why would you have fries if you could have bacon fries?”
July 10
Dog Pack Attacks Alligator in Florida. At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the “apex predator”, can still fall victim to implemented ‘team work’ strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and “survival of the pack mentality” bred into the canines. See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog then attacks the soft and vulnerable underbelly of the unfortunate gator.

Dog Pack Attacks Alligator in Florida.

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.

The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the “apex predator”, can still fall victim to implemented ‘team work’ strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and “survival of the pack mentality” bred into the canines.

See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog then attacks the soft and vulnerable underbelly of the unfortunate gator.

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Zombie Food Pyramid
Zombie Food Pyramid